Centaur Claus Christmas Sweater
Horseback riding is great exercise, but actually becoming a half-man, half-horse chimera gives you a totally amazing six-pack. Just look what this genetic experiment has done for everyone’s favorite jolly old elf! This Santataur is a creature of mythic proportions, and he’s going to help you step up your game at the next ugly Christmas sweater party. Bring along a riding crop to add some fun to the night.